UnInVaLiDnAmE, September 1, 2002 at 2:20:58 AM CEST

Krag

There once was a winged demented abomination of a creature named Krag. He could fly. He frothed in the mouth and had deranged eyes. Therefore, everyone called him a Berserker. He flew around and killed some people. He liked eating anything he could chew. He befriended Skeleton Boy but got shot with an arrow. He allied himself with the Lizard Man but took his food and ran away. Lizard Man quickly caught up to the much slower on foot Krag. Luckily, Krag was near a cliff and fell off. His wings flapped themselves and carried the bewildered Krag. He did not stop flying around and did more mischievous things. One day, he ate the person making the story about him...