UnInVaLiDnAmE, September 1, 2002 at 2:20:58 AM CEST

Krag

There once was a winged demented abomination of a creature named Krag. He could fly. He frothed in the mouth and had deranged eyes. Therefore, everyone called him a Berserker. He flew around and killed some people. He liked eating anything he could chew. He befriended Skeleton Boy but got shot with an arrow. He allied himself with the Lizard Man but took his food and ran away. Lizard Man quickly caught up to the much slower on foot Krag. Luckily, Krag was near a cliff and fell off. His wings flapped themselves and carried the bewildered Krag. He did not stop flying around and did more mischievous things. One day, he ate the person making the story about him...

UnInVaLiDnAmE, August 21, 2002 at 11:06:21 PM CEST

Skeleton Boy

Skeleton Boy was born from a Skeleton Family. He had a joyous childhood of looting and killing other families that were not skeletons. One day, he found a bow of a dead kite*. He claimed the weapon as his own. He ended up shooting at everything in sight. It was harmless when he shot at his skeleton brethren for the arrows went right through the cavities of the skeletons. And then, another day, he shot a bear in the eye. That was the end of the Skeleton Boy.

*kites are foul tiny creatures with annoying shrieks and can somehow use weapons like a bow and a dagger.

UnInVaLiDnAmE, August 20, 2002 at 10:23:55 PM CEST

The Lizard Man

There once was a Lizard Man. He was a lizard, and he was a man. He was omnivorus. He had a stick. He had teeth and claws. He had arms and legs and hands and feet. He ate food. He got P.O.ed when someone took his food. He chased the one that ate his food. He did not catch him so he went back and got some more food. He still has that stick. This is the story, of the Lizard Man.