There once was a Lizard Man. He was a lizard, and he was a man. He was omnivorus. He had a stick. He had teeth and claws. He had arms and legs and hands and feet. He ate food. He got P.O.ed when someone took his food. He chased the one that ate his food. He did not catch him so he went back and got some more food. He still has that stick. This is the story, of the Lizard Man.