UnInVaLiDnAmE, August 21, 2002 at 11:06:21 PM CEST

Skeleton Boy

Skeleton Boy was born from a Skeleton Family. He had a joyous childhood of looting and killing other families that were not skeletons. One day, he found a bow of a dead kite*. He claimed the weapon as his own. He ended up shooting at everything in sight. It was harmless when he shot at his skeleton brethren for the arrows went right through the cavities of the skeletons. And then, another day, he shot a bear in the eye. That was the end of the Skeleton Boy.

*kites are foul tiny creatures with annoying shrieks and can somehow use weapons like a bow and a dagger.